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RECOUNT/SADDEST MOMENT
toc  The saddest moment in my life that I can remember is when our cat troubles ran away.It was tragic,tearful and heartbreaking .Troubles hasn't been found yet but to keep hopes up the owners of our old house rang us up when we were in Auckland and left this message... "A cat has came to our house and we don't know whose it is. If you think it is then give us a call thank you".

When we came back we rang them up but they weren't there.I miss patting troubles soft fur, watching her sunbath and laughing when she slept on Haydens bed at night. Troubles was like family to us (even though she already was).She was nine years old when she left (older than jacob my little brother) and I sure hope we get her back. Very sad about your cat Callum, maybe you'll get another one some day.

The Story Of Mrs Snot bag
 Hi, I'm Ned and I'm going to tell you a story you'd die to hear, so listen closely....

I was listening to this dim donkey seller who just gave me a donkey for free.I was so bored I was dieing to have some fun.Randomly I thought of a great idea. I climbed a hill on Chum Street with my donkey and grumpy old Mrs Snot bag came in view. I whipped the donkey on the back and it charged down the hill into Mrs Snot bag. Mrs Snot bag flew all the way to the mall three miles away. A crazy frog jumped onto Mrs Snot bags face and Mrs Snot bag kissed it. "yuck". I said. "Totally" the donkey seller smirked.Everybody laughed and cried out "Loser" at Mrs Snot bag untill she could take it no longer. "I'll kill you all. Moohahahaaaa!" and with that she drew out two AK47s and shot everyone in sight. One hour later the marines came in and tazered her.

When she got sent to jail, she caused havoc there as well by screaming "I'll get you,you just wait !" When I go see her in jail she always says "help me or die!" then starts clawing at the bars. Five years later she managed to kill herself by stealing a pistol off a guard. Very soon the word spread out. "Good riddence" I said, then went home and lived happily ever after. THE END.